Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Guess who is coming to dinner?


I dreamt I was over at the White Stripes' house for tea. We had pasta and red pesto and raspberries and cream. Meg had Raspberry Ripple. You have NO IDEA how disappointed I was to discover it wasn't real.
Q. What do Paul McCartney and Axl Rose have for pudding?
A. Lemon Meringue Pie.
It's funnier when Josie does it.
Still 244

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

did this dream result in an erection? it seems a rare occasion that you don't nod off and immediately receive a twanging great hard on. I imagine you woke up,somewhat uncomfortably, just as 'dessert' was served.

10:57 AM  
Blogger smahman said...

I get a hard on at the drop of a hat. Seriously, I fumbled my bowler the other day, and tore a hole in the front of my trousers.

12:59 PM  

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