Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Guess who is coming to dinner?

I dreamt I was over at the White Stripes' house for tea. We had pasta and red pesto and raspberries and cream. Meg had Raspberry Ripple. You have NO IDEA how disappointed I was to discover it wasn't real.
Q. What do Paul McCartney and Axl Rose have for pudding?
A. Lemon Meringue Pie.
It's funnier when Josie does it.
Still 244


Anonymous Anonymous said...

did this dream result in an erection? it seems a rare occasion that you don't nod off and immediately receive a twanging great hard on. I imagine you woke up,somewhat uncomfortably, just as 'dessert' was served.

10:57 AM  
Blogger smahman said...

I get a hard on at the drop of a hat. Seriously, I fumbled my bowler the other day, and tore a hole in the front of my trousers.

12:59 PM  

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