Monday, September 10, 2007

I bite my fist.



Went to look round a house the other day, and the rather elderly lady estate agent kept refering to cupboards and suchlike as Glory Holes. Let me say for the record RIGHT NOW, I will not and shall not have such things in my house. I would never be able to get searlyeditor to leave.

N.B. You have to be the cliche yet again my friend, being by some margin, the gayest (and filthiest) person I know*.

*I can't BELIEVE Matt didn't know.

3 Comments:

Blogger G. said...

Do Glory Holes generally increase or decrease property values?

G.

11:29 PM  
Blogger smahman said...

In London's swinging Vauxhaul - increase.
In Conservative Malvern - decrease.

8:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want to know are you actually biting you fist or having a bit of a lick?

9:19 PM  

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