GAS GAS GAS!!!
Larded up on curry last night and today my bottom is misbehaving. Begging the question what volume of flatus can a human make.
I have been thinking of experiments to discover the answer and they all involve discomfort and patience. One involves a giant syringe and another a complex water bath / beehive shelf arrangement.
It will probably have to be made to order.
I have been thinking of experiments to discover the answer and they all involve discomfort and patience. One involves a giant syringe and another a complex water bath / beehive shelf arrangement.
It will probably have to be made to order.
posted by smahman at 10:48 AM
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A former roommate suggested that a good curry leave both an entry, and an exit wound.
Note the word, "former."
G.
We have 6 Indian restaurants in Malvern, not bad for a town with a population in the 20 thousands. One of them is, frankly, astonishingly good. I may gain a little weight living here.
Broke a loamy wind the other day. The four year old asked "What the hell is wrong with your butt?"
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