Saturday, August 25, 2007

GAS GAS GAS!!!

Larded up on curry last night and today my bottom is misbehaving. Begging the question what volume of flatus can a human make.

I have been thinking of experiments to discover the answer and they all involve discomfort and patience. One involves a giant syringe and another a complex water bath / beehive shelf arrangement.

It will probably have to be made to order.

3 Comments:

Blogger G. said...

A former roommate suggested that a good curry leave both an entry, and an exit wound.

Note the word, "former."

G.

12:55 PM  
Blogger smahman said...

We have 6 Indian restaurants in Malvern, not bad for a town with a population in the 20 thousands. One of them is, frankly, astonishingly good. I may gain a little weight living here.

9:00 AM  
Blogger Greg Mills said...

Broke a loamy wind the other day. The four year old asked "What the hell is wrong with your butt?"

7:39 AM  

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