Friday, July 27, 2007

This is it!

I am off. A constant turbulent mix of emotions.
If anyone would like to join me I will be at Shackology in Chiswick for drinks on saturday.

It is here.


Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Things I have learnt.

1. I am getting older and cannot keep up with young whippersnappers such as you might go on a stag do with to Bournemouth.
2. Bournemouth is filled with slappers.

Like this - well done for avoiding this one, Mr X.

3. And Jakers

Like this.
4. The exhaust manifold on a Go-Kart gets quite hot and is a bad place to rest your forearm.

5. It will always be good fun to shoot your friends up the arse with a paintball gun.
Mr X's identity remains a closely guarded secret. I will tell you for as little as £1 sterling.

Sunday, July 01, 2007

1st July

No more fags in pubs. So apparently a lot of people will be giving up smoking this week. I suspect Britain will be a very angry place for the next fortnight or so.

Also, what will happen to all the ashtrays? There must be millions of them in pubs with no job to do. I hope they return them to the wild. Run free little ashtrays...