Wednesday, June 27, 2007

£305

That's how much it cost to get my car back after a slight parking indiscretion.
Things to note:
1. That's roughly double its value, not including the tax disk.
2. Fuckers.
3. They put the snide little man you have to deal with behind bulletproof glass so you can't throttle him.
4. The chap who actually takes you to your car is 8 foot 10 and made out of iron.
5. Fuckers

As my Far Eastern chum Rian said, and I quote...
"don't forget to tell me how a parking infraction ends up costing double what a policeman or civil servant earns in a month in Malaysia."

Well quite, it's rip off Britain. I wasn't inconveniencing anyone, I have full tax and a parking permit and use public transport most of the time anyway.

I cannot wait to get out of this stinking hole of a capital.

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Saturday, June 23, 2007

Question in this year's GCSE History paper...

Given the current situation in the holy lands, was Hitler not on to something? Discuss.
"Yooo hooo, hello boys!"
I thought, hang on - that's a bit racy isn't it.

Sorry, racist.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Oh dear, I am only 34.

You Belong in 1956

You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Circle of Trust.

I have been invited to contribute on mi lady's blog.
I done a post and I likes it.

Monday, June 04, 2007

Those swines at the imdb removed my comment...

Heaven forbid anyone criticise Christianity. Literally. It is after all a system of belief which cannot be backed up, but yet is afforded some kind of mysterious exemption from dissent. If the Christians' system of belief by some miracle ;-) turns out to be true, Pullman will burn in the eternal fires of damnation anyway. Isn't that punishment enough? Here's an idea, how about you shut up and FORGIVE HIM, or did that tenet pass you by?

Is that really so offensive? I thought it was a valid point.