Thursday, February 01, 2007

Boom Bang a Bang!

For hi-jinx on an airplane, train or bus please follow the following procedure:

Bring out your laptop computer.
Place it on the tray in front of you.
Crank up the computer.
Make sure the person sitting next to you has got his/hers attention at both you and the screen.
Pretend to be a bit stressed and dry the palms of your hands on your thighs.
Close your eyes and take a deep breath.
Now click this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

4 Comments:

Anonymous Winkle Tinkle said...

Or try....

"Mummy I need the potty. NOW"

At the ripe old age of 31.

6:26 PM  
Anonymous Fanny Batter said...

You see Boom Bang A Bang for me was a wonderful song in the Eurovision by the legendary LULU.

12:00 PM  
Anonymous GiantWeazle said...

Or ....

Fill a rucksack will unset jelly, or better still steaming custard and then look puzzled as it spills all over the floor.

12:00 PM  
Blogger searleyeditor said...

Is this related to your flan incident? Sorry sponge cake.

12:02 PM  

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