Wednesday, January 31, 2007

The Ranks of the Undead

The Sunday Times seems to have a policy of always having on their staff, at least one self interested, vain, vacuous, pointless posh bint, filling the column inches with endless witterings*. In the '90s this role was filled by admirably by Tara Palmer Tomkinson. Now I quite liked Tara, but I know many people who she sends into fits of incandescent rage just by her mere existence.
Since she left, the paper has lacked that one infuriating hack to get your blood up of a Sunday morning. Thank god then that Christa D'Souza has stepped up to the plate.
Christa D'Souza yesterday.

1661! Don't you kid yourself missy, I have seen artifacts from the British Museum in better nick. Still, she was jolly good in Star Wars.

*Yes I realise the irony of this, she can hate me back if she likes.


Blogger fatmammycat said...

That is a heck of a likeness. Well played!

4:55 PM  
Blogger smahman said...

Hey Hey - Update. She seems to have fallen off the face of the Earth. Boo Hoo.

11:44 AM  

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