Thursday, January 25, 2007

Bluetooth and Lies

I am well used to being the poorest person in the room, but when you are surrounded by billionaires it smarts a touch more.

"I could BUY you!"

We are all hanging out at the World Economic Forum in Davos, a very odd state of affairs. It comes to something when you are stranding at the bar next to the richest man in England.

And he wouldn't even lend me a fiver.
You turn the other way and Stelios is lounging by the piano - it's all very weird.

HOWEVER, I have invented a brilliant new game, simply set your bluetooth name to "Bill Gates" or "Bono" and then try and connect to complete strangers in the bar. In this scenario it is just about feasible that they might be hanging out here, and for the juvenile man jolly entertaining.

Right - I am off for a pint with Kofi Annan.

8 Comments:

Blogger yyk1986123 said...

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7:02 PM  
Blogger G. said...

Kofi is good, but Boutros is better.

G.

11:22 PM  
Blogger searleyeditor said...

Scorchio.

12:00 PM  
Blogger searleyeditor said...

No wait, hang on.

12:01 PM  
Blogger searleyeditor said...

You want to try being on the receiving end of Davos. By that I mean a satellite download of all the fun, it's a far from pretty picture. Well apart from the snow.

12:02 PM  
Blogger searleyeditor said...

... oh and the mountains.

12:02 PM  
Blogger searleyeditor said...

Ah the mountains.

12:02 PM  
Blogger smahman said...

it's not that great chum.

12:04 PM  

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