Monday, December 18, 2006

What Fresh Hell is This?

Sooooooo. All the kiddies are not allowed candles in their Christingles any more in Chelmsford. Fair's fair, they have only been using them for the last 259 years without incident. This year for some reason they are VERY LIKELY to set their hair on fire.

As a confirmed atheist I can take or leave the ceremony, but where did it all go wrong?

The captain is drunk and the sailors have taken over the ship.



Blogger Gordon said...

You cant beet the agonising pain from burning wax from a violated orange, the kids are missing out.

Mind you the cocktail sticks could be potentially lethal?

3:16 PM  
Blogger smahman said...

Crumbs - another gordon!

4:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heisenberg is driving down the road one day and gets pulled over by a policeman.

The cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am."

merry christmas from me xxxxxxxxx

9:38 PM  
Blogger G. said...

WTF is that?!?! The Yule orange?!?!


BTW, I'm finally getting my shit together and adding you to my blog, this shouldn't affect your bandwidth.

4:11 PM  
Blogger smahman said...

My dear boy, I shall return the favour.

10:51 PM  
Blogger Diary Cow said...

Hair is much more inflammable than of yore. Must be the result of over application of conditioner. I do remember some one backing into the piano candles with dire consequences some years ago.

4:52 PM  
Blogger Pursey Tuttweiler said...

Dorothy Parker!

12:59 AM  
Blogger smahman said...

Had an acid tongue....

Next verse please.

9:55 AM  

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