Monday, December 18, 2006

What Fresh Hell is This?


Sooooooo. All the kiddies are not allowed candles in their Christingles any more in Chelmsford. Fair's fair, they have only been using them for the last 259 years without incident. This year for some reason they are VERY LIKELY to set their hair on fire.

As a confirmed atheist I can take or leave the ceremony, but where did it all go wrong?

The captain is drunk and the sailors have taken over the ship.

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Monday, December 11, 2006

Renaissance Man.

Hmmmmm. Maybe not, I seem to have a problem with control these days. Plus my left leg does not work.

This man says it so much better.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Sound!

I have just been asleep in the sound booth for 45 minutes. That's a good friday afternoon's work for you. But it's just *slightly too short to sleep full length.

An extra couple of inches would make all the difference.

If anyone can find a joke in this please let me know.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

It must be Punday.

This just in...

Tractor fair runs out of steam.
Mine profits hit rock bottom.
New morgue faces stiff competition.
Foundations laid for egg factory.
Garden centre shoplifter insists "It's a plant".
200 prostitutes laid off.
Young thrusting entrepreneur starts porn business
Plumbing firm goes down drain.

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