Friday, August 18, 2006

Intents Sex.

Camping makes me randy. FACT. But the combination of thin canvas and close proximity to others makes discrete sex a bit tricky.

So when I start pitching my own tent, the missus is having none of it, especially when the strains of another couple start drifting across the campsite, putting paid to my ”no-one will notice” argument.

I mean honestly! The chances of her actually having an orgasm are next to nothing, and I know I can keep quiet.

I try a different tack “If you don’t sleep with me, I will make really loud fake sex noise” After a period of contemplation she decided I don’t have the balls.

She was right. But I did have an erection you could see from space.



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