Friday, April 28, 2006

Weigh to GO!

Electronic bathroom scales are ace. Especially if you are a borderline Asperger’s case with scatological leanings.

For months now I have been weighing my poo. By really holding back I can do nearly three pounds of poo and wee in one go. I ROCK!

I shall be recording my poo weights in a kind of log book.

When I first tried this out at a friends house and declared proudly I had just done a one and a half pound shit, he thought I had weighed it on the scales rather than myself before and after.

Still not sure who comes out looking worse.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love you

7:28 PM  
Blogger smahman said...

Thanks Clare. Missing you already.

4:29 PM  

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